I'm absolutely [pretentious adjective that means full, but is more Dennis Miller exotic] of [noun that more or less refers to mucus, but is much less attractive] and feel very [another adjective, this time meaning 'like crap', but pithier. You get the idea.]. If only I could [verb - keep it clean] with my [body part - you've been warned] I could have appreciated the Bears [descriptive intransitive adverb, keep it simple] of the Lions. At least I don't feel like Marinelli; I'll get better tomorrow.
That was fun.
Now, I'll need a good lie down. My strength needs conservation.
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